10 Jokes

there was once a jenie with a 10 foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbores next door they thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake now its only 6.4ft

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboe’d 9 punched 3 and murdered 1.

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John: Whats 9+10? Jake:21

why did the number 10 make freinds with 0 because you have $100 dolars

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? -- A Moleionaire.

A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.

1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies

What’s 10 + 1= Tyler

Stephen hawking tried to install a free version of windows 10.

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How are the faster readers in the world

911 victims the read 80 stories in 10 seconds

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (Including men)? Or Eat 10 lbs of dog s**t everyday for 100 days?