10 jokes
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6β3β+ guy, I would be considered attractive.π
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Memes
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???