10 jokes
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Funny Test Answers #6
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"