Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Homeless

One day I was walking next to a home less man and he was eating grass I asked him if he was hungry he said yes I said follow me you should of seen his face when I showed him my back yard 😂😂😂😂

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Twin Towers

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Relationship

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Abortion

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

One hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

Dolphin

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

Incest

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

Incest

Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

With their brother.

Infidelity

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

Aid

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

Scoliosis

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

North Korean

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

Abortion

I regret my abortion.

I didn’t know child labor was an option.

Porn star

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Australian

American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"

Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."

Dead Hooker

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

German

I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.