Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him “go big or go home”, he only had one option.

When does a Joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves and never come’s back…

Rose’s are Red Violets are Blue I’ve got Genital Wart’s, Soon you will too-

Why cant orphans play baseball

They cant find home

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? … bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving

why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A

Why were the twin towers mad? Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese

Why dont orphans play baseball they dont know where home is

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well what are you gonna do tell their parents?

ps. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test

And that’s what made him go down in history

Yo mama so fat that when she farted Big Shaq took off his jacket

run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun

What’s a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?

When Dorothy says “there’s no place like home”.

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about

My bitch as flat as her grannies heartbeat

Bitches do be so flat you would think they have Brest cancer

Why is the USA bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.

What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

JFK is definitely a bottom