The butt quack one.
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
What time is your name from? Any time
What has two names and one ☝️ big home 🏠 ? A person
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
Why do people say cheese when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
What time is when dogs 🐕 get hurt 😔? Time to take your dog to the vet
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly? A fake one ☝️
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠
What is your summer name? Hot 🥵
I wish everyone spoke to eachother the way god did
As the car is crashed, “I see a light”
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess i was wrong
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What is a name of a show for kids? Barney
Why did the golfer change his pants because he got hole in one
Why did the chicken not cross the road?—Because it saw your face!
What is the difference between a human and a house 🏡? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk