Rape jokes are not funny

Look at my name by the way😁

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

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Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.

Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why

He had no legs

why doesen’t laila in UHS need an insult???

Have a look at her faCE

lick my BALLS

Why did the condom cross the road… Because he was pissed off.

Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?

Santa clause!

Why can’t orphan have sex They have no one to call daddy

What was jesus’s favourite food? Answr: sNAILS

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. “Shut up you horny virgin”!

What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by romans

What do you call a cow that’s on the ground? Ground beef

Gay

Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy’s Yay i can like drugs then

my life.

Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture

Orphan have no home