Worst Jokes Ever

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?

The pose!