Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies☠️
what is the difference between a condom and an orphan
one of them is used
What is a necrophile’s least favourite game
The walking dead
i baught my son a trampoline, That little asshole stayed in his wheel chair the whole day
Yo mama ass is maddddd crusty
why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
a b c deez nuts
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
yo hairline over here lookin like the Nile River
Bro yo goofy ahh hairline lookin like a rhombicosidodecahedron
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth
If you drop something make your short friend get it
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I’m a butcher.
I created a website for orphans tho It doesn’t has a homepage
Ur just are big and good
Your mama so fat the scale said “only one person at a time please”
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society