Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
a man was in a court room, the judge said, ''what should this mans punishment be?'' a random guy ''OFF WITH HIS HEAD'' judge ''he shall give head to every man in this room'' the guy ''WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!''
why are americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her
Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11
what do priests and mcdonalds have in common? they both shove their meat between 10 year old buns
What did the helicopter say to the mountain? “Kobe!”
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
What bee can't fly?
Koby
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
wanna go to suicide school then time travel to Hitler's bunker and aski him to teach you
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice
