Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL
If laughter is contagious, Kris’s jokes are IMMUNITY
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
Why do Jews have big noses? - Because air is free...
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
Arik? (Not a joke)
