Worst Jokes Ever

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Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

a man was in a court room, the judge said, ''what should this mans punishment be?'' a random guy ''OFF WITH HIS HEAD'' judge ''he shall give head to every man in this room'' the guy ''WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!''

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless

Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

what do priests and mcdonalds have in common? they both shove their meat between 10 year old buns

When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about

them slaves taking credit for everything

what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching

ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there

siri "I could not find anything for this question"