Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
You know who else suffers from alzhiemers... You know who else suffers from alzhiemers.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
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What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
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Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
I got a ps5 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
like this if you don't like school
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
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Like if you know someone is emo
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
