Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
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Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.