Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous
in Emo

my step sister is a big titty goth egg should I tap that?

Anonymous
in Little Johnny

i like little Johnny’s tight booty cheeks

Anonymous
in War

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches

Anonymous
in Priest

my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo

Anonymous
in War

gay people would suck at war

Anonymous
in War

Osama Bin Laden is the best angry birds player of all time

Anonymous
in Orphan

What is the difference between a orphan and a apple, apples get picked 😀

Anonymous
in War

Why’d I cum all over your mummies panties? Cause she’s hot af. LOLOLOOLOLLOL

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball because they can’t find home

Dikc Haed

An asian walked up to a another asian that was crying. He asked, “Is somting wong?” The other guy says, “I was i a noh paking zon”

Anonymous

What is red and green and goes 100 miles per-hour? A frog in a blender.

Anonymous
in Chair

I can’t decide if i like rocking chairs or not…I keep going back and forth on them.

Im new lol

Why does Tesco like migits every little helps

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can orphans not play baseball they can’t not hit

a home run

octavius

like this if you have ever been abused

in Emo

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

in Orphan

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.

in Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

Anonymous
in Depression

Are you a knife? Because I want to deep throat you