Orphan

Spiderman

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him “go big or go home”, he only had one option.

Dad

When does a Joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves and never come’s back…

Blue

Rose’s are Red Violets are Blue I’ve got Genital Wart’s, Soon you will too-

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans play baseball

They cant find home

Orphanage

Anonymous

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? … bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving

Sister

Addison

why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A

Orphan

Mr.orphan

Why dont orphans play baseball they dont know where home is

Orphan

no1

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well what are you gonna do tell their parents?

ps. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

School

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test

And that’s what made him go down in history

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she farted Big Shaq took off his jacket

Floor

sandpaper treadmill

run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun

Orphan

What’s a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?

When Dorothy says “there’s no place like home”.

Flat

Flat b....es

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about

Flat

Ass sniffer

My bitch as flat as her grannies heartbeat

Flat

Female beater

Bitches do be so flat you would think they have Brest cancer

Orphan

Liam pad

Why is the USA bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.

Yo mama

Anonymous

What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

JFK

Anonymous

JFK is definitely a bottom