What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
I told my mom do you want to see a magic trick she said yes. I said you are going to have hot dog and cream pie together. My mom said no I'm not, but I told my mom I'm going to need your assistance. First I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attach to me which she did, the next minute my mom has a cream pie over here face. Then I told my mom you see you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together. Then my mom said when you are you right you are right.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
why don't you have a life? because ur ugly
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're anonnying as fuck.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister is it true that you gave my friends a blowjobs. She sad yes. My sister ask me do you want one, I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow just like my friends it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As a older brother I couldn't be more prouder.
Stop with the 9\11 jokes. They're not gonna fly.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did it caused me to lose 4 inches.
