Worst Jokes Ever


in Orphan

What do rocks a girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped

Dr. Brandy

in Puns

what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late


in Terrorism

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.


in Orphan

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Mean guy

in Self Harm

Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off


A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."


in Poor

Yo mama so poor she eats 🥣 cereal with a fork to safe 🥛 milk


Me: hey friend!

Friend: yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.

Friend: Touch

Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)

Friend: Grass

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass


in Hairline

Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M


So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.


in Woman

i don't need a punch in karens are the only joke i need

GG Miller

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

Billy the redneck

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."


in Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball

Because they can’t find home base