my step sister is a big titty goth egg should I tap that?
i like little Johnny’s tight booty cheeks
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
gay people would suck at war
Osama Bin Laden is the best angry birds player of all time
What is the difference between a orphan and a apple, apples get picked 😀
Why’d I cum all over your mummies panties? Cause she’s hot af. LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why can’t orphans play baseball because they can’t find home
An asian walked up to a another asian that was crying. He asked, “Is somting wong?” The other guy says, “I was i a noh paking zon”
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per-hour? A frog in a blender.
I can’t decide if i like rocking chairs or not…I keep going back and forth on them.
Why does Tesco like migits every little helps
Why can orphans not play baseball they can’t not hit
a home run
like this if you have ever been abused
Are you a knife? Because I want to deep throat you