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what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late
wanna see a joke i found? *show mior*
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
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