You cant give a orphan homework
why did the dog cause the fight
because it was a bulldog
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…
Papa John’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten to death.
what do you call a cow with no leg
why cant a orphans go on a field trip???
They need there parents permission😆😆😆😆😆😆
How can you tell a bow n’ arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)
Q why can’t orphans play baseball A they don’t have home to run back to
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
Father then the priest says son Holy Spirit amen.No I was asking you a question father
I wish my grass was edgy… then it would cut itself…
A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
how come orphans cant play baseball . they cant find home
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.