Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous

in Orphan

What do rocks a girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped

Dr. Brandy

in Puns

what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late

THE TERRORIST

in Terrorism

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.

Amnesia

in Orphan

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Mean guy

in Self Harm

Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off

Staniel

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

Anonymous

in Poor

Yo mama so poor she eats 🥣 cereal with a fork to safe 🥛 milk

iiiioᙠǫiᙠ

Me: hey friend!

Friend: yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.

Friend: Touch

Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)

Friend: Grass

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass

Anonymous

in Hairline

Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M

GAGAGA

So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.

Anonymous

in Woman

i don't need a punch in karens are the only joke i need

GG Miller

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

Billy the redneck

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."

Anonymous

in Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball

Because they can’t find home base