I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky

#GwenComeBack Gwen please Coe back

You smell like you farted FARTED harted HARTED A B honor rolls all Fs you retarded OHHHHHHHH

My therapist said time heals all wounds , i stabbed him . Now we wait

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car

A: A suicide bomber

My therapist said Time heal all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait…

You (DYM 53)

q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

a: They already ate the bat.

poop

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed ?

Stiff chocolate

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

Penis gay be like: among sussy. ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding. imposter is SuS!?

Jokes for the family to enjoy.

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids "Suicide squad"

I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? “HDMI.”

Sorry for the interruption I am ALYA and i am disappointed in you guys you shouldn’t bully or make fun of Orphans they didn’t choose their life what happened in their life. what happens if you were an orphan and people are making fun of you. would you like that?

Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks where ever they went.

why cant orphans play baseball? they cant find home

Yuo