Worst Jokes Ever
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.