Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.

What’s the difference between a black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chain off.

what’s the difference between the baby i just stabbed and Isaac Newton?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

If you drink hand sanitizer does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀

Why are women like KFC?

After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?

They are more open-minded.

When the teacher gives me a F on my exam

But I have a AK-47 in my backpack

*is honestly the best policy*

A boy asks his father:

What is politics?

Father answers:

It’s very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so I’m big business . Your mother spends the money, so she’s the government.

Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So he’s the law.

Our maid is the working class.

Everything revolves around your interests, so you’re the people. Your little baby brother represents the future.

The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesn’t know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid — and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.

Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.

The next day his father asks him:

So, can you now explain to me what politics is?

The boy says:

Yes, it’s all become clear to me!

Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit.

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.