I have a funny joke: my life

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom

if an emo doesn’t get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won’t be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

what do u call a cow’s facial hair?

a moostache

Yo mama is so fat she got locked in a weapon store and she broke it down with out any weapons.1

whats the difference between an apple and an orphan one of them get picked up

The Arabian Sea is in which state

liquid

Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me.” And then the wall fell on them.

what did the tree say to the wind?

leaf me alone

Why can’t Trump go the White House anymore? Because it’s forbiden!

How do homeless people move where there living?

They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿

So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

I have depression, and am suicidal nobody knows tho, lets joke about that lol

Why did the cake say to the scammer? I’ll scamm u up!

Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide

Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom…" Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide…

apple apple apple apple apple orange you glad I didn’t say apple again?

Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb

what the difference between a baby and a brick

I brick doesn’t cry when you trow it on a wall

Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real