Worst Jokes Ever

Yourdad_donthave
in Orphan

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?

Anonymous
in Shooting

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class

Harry & Noah
in Emo

I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies☠️

bryn
in Orphan

what is the difference between a condom and an orphan

one of them is used

Anonymous

What is a necrophile’s least favourite game

The walking dead

ez pz weezee

i baught my son a trampoline, That little asshole stayed in his wheel chair the whole day

Yo mama

Yo mama ass is maddddd crusty

Anonymous

why couldnt the rape victim run away?

because she was dead

Anonymous
in Deez Nuts

a b c deez nuts

Kennedy
in Sadness

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.

Anonymous
in Hairline

yo hairline over here lookin like the Nile River

Anonymous
in Hairline

Bro yo goofy ahh hairline lookin like a rhombicosidodecahedron

Anonymous
in Hairline

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth

Anonymousme

If you drop something make your short friend get it

First date be like:

Me: I work with animals every day.

Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?

Me: I’m a butcher.

awaiting
in Orphan

I created a website for orphans tho It doesn’t has a homepage

Anonymous
in Fat

Ur just are big and good

Anonymous
in Fat

Your mama so fat the scale said “only one person at a time please”

QuanDale Dingell
in Emo

If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?

Society