i like pie

I think my penis has facial recognition

I’m just happy no idiots are calling these people fat phobic

Why do fat cows eat fat cows? because I wrote this in america

How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Me playing a game… what did God just stop our hearts cause didn’t kill everybody

Me playing a game… what did God just stop are hearts cause we didn’t kill each other

Like if that was good

What do you call a whore with a runny nose? …Full !

How does a paedophile know if he’s good at sex It’ll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name

Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.

Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache

GF: laying down BF: GROANING GF: R U good at aiming and shooting BF: yeah why GF: Shoot that did in there BF: mmmhuugh

Why do orphans never play baseball??? Cause they can never find home

Why do orphans never play baseball??? Cause they can never find home

A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower

There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said “Guess it isn’t your day is it”.

Can you believe they’re still together after everything they’ve been through??

who you might ask…

YOUR ASS CHEEKS

Can February March No, but April May

ur mom fat lol