Man we all have the one cool sibling then the strong sibling and then you the one who plays on there iPad on computer all day then when you are on vacation you are doing nothing at all
Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021…
Sorry man but I got to say one thing you know when a bully in a movie walks you to you then they walk up to yiu and they smell you and say what are you doing
Ok ok so. One I ever I was on the way home and this kid said man I could kick your but five seconds later I kick his but
i have a big cock
My teacher asks all of us in class what is your favorite thing in the world? Josh: Cookies-Jacob-My parents-Erika-My Friends!-Brody-Lamborghinis.-Me-Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens… ;)-My Teacher-Ok every one that was all good… WAIT A DANG SECOND *Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face…
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1. Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2. Never leave home without it.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued and it said fuck you
Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
i am gay
I saw a kid crying i asked him whats wrong,where are your parents. They paused and looked at me funny… GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Q-How did Hellen Keller break her wrist?
A-Reading road signs