What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
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A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
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How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
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Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
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life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
