Worst Jokes Ever

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

Fat people are the reason we have double doors.

What the fluff happened to this website?

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?

A steamed vegetable.

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved