If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
Leo is as useful as a SCREEN DOOR on a submarine
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
I'd call BlessedBrian a TOOL, but at least a tool serves a PURPOSE
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"