Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?

A. A mixed vegetable.

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.