Worst Jokes Ever
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.