Yours jokes
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What is your car's name?
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.