Yours jokes
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.