Yours jokes

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

What did your mom get for Christmas?

A big black horse dildo.

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.

Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.

Your mom gay.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."

So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.

Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.

The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.

They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.