Yours jokes

Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

How do you suck a dick?

Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

Girl: Thanks!

Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

Girl: How far is your house?

Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

Girl:.... Sure! :P

Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

You. You're the joke.

Your mom.

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?

Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?

A corn stalk!