Yours jokes
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Your (DYM 32).
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.