Yours jokes
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."