Yours jokes
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.