Yours jokes

Your hairline is dancing umlando.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

Your mom and your dad.