Yours jokes

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Your mom is hot.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.