Yours jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.

So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Your mom.

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

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