You're jokes

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

What kind of cow has 2 legs?

YOUR MOM!!

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,

"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."

Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.

Peter: "Hi Jack."

Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"

Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"

Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"

Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."