You're jokes

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.

My dick is hard, what's your name?

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.

If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.

Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?

Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?

Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.

Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.

Son: And you got $0.00.

Slit your wrists.

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and sick his dick.

What's your mum's favourite food?

Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

What is your favorite color?

You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

You're overreacting.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!