You're jokes

Kid: Who is your mom?

Orphan: They left me😭

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not your.

Not your who?

Not your mama!

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.

FUCKING MENT

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

What type of sound does your crack make?

Answer: Quack!

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.