You're jokes
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!