You're jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
"What is your number?" "Hi."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"