You're jokes

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Your mom gay.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

Your mom gay, lol.

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,

"Thank you for your donation!"

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.