You're jokes
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What is your body like? Soft.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.