You're jokes
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Your mom is hot.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your hairline looks like a car!
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.