You're jokes

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."