You're jokes
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.