You're jokes
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.