
You're jokes
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.