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You're jokes

Hairline

  • Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

    Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

    Forehead

  • Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

    Orphanage

  • One day, a man visited an orphanage.

    Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

    The kid cries even harder.