You're jokes
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?