Your Mum jokes
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
I fucked your mum!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your mum!
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Beans, your mum is fat!
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.