Your Mum jokes
Suck your mum's bum.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Your mum isn't home.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Your mum's foreheads.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!