How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Your Mum Jokes
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
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Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
