Your Mum jokes
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum lol teehee!
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Beans, your mum is fat!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mum!
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!