Your Mum jokes
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your mum gay, lol.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your mum lol teehee!
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!