Your Mum

Your Mum jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Beer

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Mum

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Fat

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo mama

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

Lard

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

Mum

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Mum

What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?

Your mum.

Dad

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

Arse

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!