Your Mum jokes
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
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