Your Mum

Your Mum Jokes

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!