Your Mum jokes
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum eats cabbage.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum gay, lol.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your mum lol teehee!
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!