Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum's foreheads.