Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mum has balls.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.