Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mum gay, lol.
Your mum lol teehee
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
