Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum's foreheads.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!