Your Mum jokes
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your mum eats cabbage.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.