Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Suck your mum's bum.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Community talk
Bill nye your mums a guy
Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3
Angry:
Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.
Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more