Your Mum jokes
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your mum's got big tits.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
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Bill nye your mums a guy
Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3
Angry:
Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.
Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more