Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for you😡😡😜😝
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
