What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Your Mum Jokes
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
