Your Mum jokes
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Your mum isn't home.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"