Your Mum jokes
Suck your mum's bum.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Your mum gay, lol.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
I fucked your mum!
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝