Your Mum jokes
Your mum has balls.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mum isn't home.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
You're mum.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.