Your Mum jokes
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mum's got big tits.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Your mum gay, lol.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.