Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Your mum isn't home.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum eats cabbage.