Your Mum

Your Mum Jokes

Mama

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Mum

What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?

Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Hoe

Son: Dad, how was I born?

Dad: Your mum's a hoe.

Son: OK, what's a hoe?

Dad: Your mum.

Double Standard

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

Mum

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Family

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Mum

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Fat

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.