Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
i fucked your mum
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Your mum sunk in the pool Because she had a big but
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
your mum
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
beans your mum is fat
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
