Your Mum jokes
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Your mum isn't home.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Your mum eats cabbage.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.