Your Mum jokes
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your mum gay, lol.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your mum lol teehee!
Suck your mum's bum.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Who is your mum?
An emo.