Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Your mum's foreheads.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum gay, lol.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Your mum lol teehee!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Suck your mum's bum.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣