Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Beans, your mum is fat!
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Your mum gay, lol.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum lol teehee!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.