i fucked your mum
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
Your mum sunk in the pool Because she had a big but
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
your mum
your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room
Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"
Your mum... payed other people.. to take YOU!!!!
beans your mum is fat
the golden state, more like your mums state...
Your mum. That’s all I need to say
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
'I built a big house for our mum,' said the first.
'I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,' said the second.
And the third smiled and said, 'I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.'
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
'The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.'
To the second son she said, 'I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.'
To the third son she wrote 'Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!'
I fuck your mum last night that she was salty
Your hairline is so ugly like your mum
your mums got big tits
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Your mum is so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train toget to her good side.
How. Do you make a orphans hands bleed
Jou tel him clap jor hands antil your mum coms