Your Mum

Your Mum Jokes

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🀣

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚