Your Mum jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
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The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your mum!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mum's foreheads.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I fucked your mum!
Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.
"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.
And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."
To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."
To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"
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Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.