Your Mum

Your Mum jokes

Adoption

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

Mum

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Forehead

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

Mum

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Mum

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Mum

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

Mom

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