Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Memes
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*