Your mom jokes
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Your mom #69.
Your mom and your dad.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.