Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.