Your mom jokes
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your mom.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*