Your mom jokes

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.