Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
