You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Your Mom Jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
