Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Memes
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Your mom.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.