Your mom jokes

Your mom.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."