Your mom jokes
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.