Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
