Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."