Your mom jokes

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Your mom.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.