Your mom

Your mom jokes

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Mom

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Troll

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Mom

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

Boomer

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Mom

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Plate

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Mom

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Twin Towers

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Trampoline

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."