Your mom jokes

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your mom.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."