Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your mom.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
