Your mom jokes
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!