Your Mom Jokes

Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.

You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom

squid game doll be like gugu la gu your mom my balls

What do you call a mom that is yours? Your mom!

Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"

what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.

The bully says “Your mom!” The girl says “Is sleeping with your dad.”

What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."