Your mom jokes
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
I like your mom naked.