Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
ill call your mom a cow but which one
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
