Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
your mom is fat and that's a joke
YourDad is your mom
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Johnny was watching TV when he heard them say "bitch" and "bastard," so he asked his dad, "What is a bitch and bastard?"
Dad said, "A bitch is a female, and a bastard is a male."
Then Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "ass" and "shit," so he asks his dad what "shit" and "ass" means. Dad says, "A shit is shaving cream, like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat. Why don't you bug your mom?"
So Johnny goes back to the TV, and then they say "fuck," so Johnny asks his mom what "fuck" means. Mom says, "Fuck means carving, like doing to the turkey." Then a few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door, so he answers it. He then says, "Welcome, bitch and bastard, may I tack your ass?" The people then ask where his parents are. Johnny says, "My dad is putting shit on his face, and my mom is fucking the turkey."
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
