Your Mom Jokes

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Person: Where's your mom and dad?

Orphan: :(

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Your mom gay.

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.

Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

Your mom dot com.

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!