I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Your mom gay.exe has startled working
What do you call a duck with no head
Your mom gay
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
your mom is a mom!!
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
