your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i fucked your mom, that's why i've been paying your life support since you were born
your mom
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."