Your Mom Jokes

Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.

Your mom is a mom!

You and your mom.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Fuck you you rwind my life.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

Person: You suck!

Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

Your dad is your mom.

Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

Johnny was watching TV when he heard them say "bitch" and "bastard," so he asked his dad, "What is a bitch and bastard?"

Dad said, "A bitch is a female, and a bastard is a male."

Then Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "ass" and "shit," so he asks his dad what "shit" and "ass" means. Dad says, "A shit is shaving cream, like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat. Why don't you bug your mom?"

So Johnny goes back to the TV, and then they say "fuck," so Johnny asks his mom what "fuck" means. Mom says, "Fuck means carving, like doing to the turkey." Then a few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door, so he answers it. He then says, "Welcome, bitch and bastard, may I tack your ass?" The people then ask where his parents are. Johnny says, "My dad is putting shit on his face, and my mom is fucking the turkey."

Your mom has a bone to pick with me.