Your mom jokes

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.

Friend: What kind?

Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.

Friend: That's not funny..

Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.

Friend: I'm calling your mom.

Me: She knows.

Friend: What's she doing to help, then?

Me: She's supposed to help?

Friend: Have you told your dad?

Me: I will when he comes back.

Friend: Where is he?

Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.

Friend: ....

Me: What?

Friend: Why?

Me: Why what?

Friend: Why would you joke like that?

Me: I was joking..

Friend: I know.

Me: Oh. I didn't know.

Friend:...

Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!

Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Person: Where's your mom and dad?

Orphan: :(

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Your mom gay.

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕