Your mom

Your mom jokes

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

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  • Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

    You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

    Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.