Your eyebrows run away like your dad
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad 😎😎
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
Your mamas so young your dad went to jail
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
I bet you eat your cereal with water bc your dad never came back with the milk
Your hairline is as non existent as your dad
The bully says “Your mom!” The girl says “Is sleeping with your dad.”
yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one
Yo mama so ugly your dad now had to be drunk to bring her home.
