Your dad jokes
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Your dad's a cunt.