Your Dad Jokes

There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.

Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

you only put your under name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad lefted you hahahah

when do you know your dad knows you are sneancking out ,he hears the loud creakes

Like if your dad is abusive

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy

just ask your dad

When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt

A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.

"My paternal uncle died three months ago."

"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My maternal uncle died two months ago."

"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My father died last month."

"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"

Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

I hope you have to dip your Oreo’s in water because your dad never came back with the milk