Your Dad Jokes

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Like if your dad is abusive.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."