Your dad jokes
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Your dad has a huge PP.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.