Your dad jokes
Your dad has a huge PP.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Your mom and your dad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.