Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up
what do you call your dad
you dont hahahahaha nickher but hole rape
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
You tell your dad what one+one and he sad five you forgot that your dad brain is on the floor
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Pov your dad is gone knock knock whos there not your dad LMAO
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11
you mom and your dad
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
