Your dad jokes

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Like if your dad is abusive.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Just ask your dad.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.

"My paternal uncle died three months ago."

"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My maternal uncle died two months ago."

"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My father died last month."

"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.