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Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Why can orphans never be kidnapped?

No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.