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Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it, a genie came out and said, "You have 10 seconds to have one wish." Little Johnny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family, and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink, she says, "We should have this every night!" Little Johnny gets two cups every night, one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually, he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives it to himself, and his sister asks, "Where's my cup?" Little Johnny replied, "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.