You jokes

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"

"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.

The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"

Alternative punchline:

"I had to call social services, she was only 14."

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

What do you call an Indian gravedigger?

Digdeep.

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.