You jokes

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

What do you call a?

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"