Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
You Jokes
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
