You jokes
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
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Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.