You jokes
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.