You jokes
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.