You jokes
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
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If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!