You jokes
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
You're so skinny that you fall.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.