You jokes

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

What do you call Moby Dick's dad?

Papa Boner.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?

Father-less.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!